the day before christmas eve's eve

We on our way to Time Square while we caught in a jam, We had nothing to do.

and my BFF took this photo.

And found out that, driving a small car in KL is a good choice.

Because easy to fit in every lil small place. As in easy cut queue =P

Serious talking time with my BFF, suddenly she said "come take a pic, cheese!"

After, "Cheee Chakk"

I forgot what am I talking about awhile ago. -____-

After few hours, we from Time square 1st floor walk until 5th floor and go back to 1st floor I

guess, then we cross the bridge and go Sungei Wang 1 round from ground floor till 6th floor

then go back to Time Square.

After so many walking, finally this is how we look like. -______-"

After that, we went to bought my Fedora and we head back to Murni and have dinner.

MSN 2009

This pop up windows I don't see much different from the MSN live.

But the cool part is below :-

Can sign in 2 places in a time. Not shitty as last time, cannot log in to 2 places.

The past of Jay chow or the future jay chow?

My ex college mate send me this photo.

During the time I receive this photo, I was curios why he suddenly send me this photo.

Soon after I received this photo and I click on it, 1 emotion only, which is

"WAH!!??"

When Jay Chow is young, or is a Replicia of Jay Chow?

A vampire clown in a crime scene?

Why must the face white in colour?

And is so like a clown with a bloody mouth standing beside a bloody spot.

Do he look scary for you?

Souvenir

Guess Wallet from Singapore.

By Kenny.

Randomly

Yesterday around 10am, my BFF called me. . .

I picked up the call and goes "Moshi Moshi". . .

Then she hang up. . !!!

Then I asked her, Why you hang up?!?!

Aiyo, just now no sound la. . .

O_O

Purpose she call me is go lunch with her. . .

Since I wanted to go 1u, so I offer to fetch her lo. . .

When I reach her house, she said want to watch movie. .

Okay lo, since want to go 1u, might as well we go have lunch there. . .

So, we reach 1u, and thinking what we want to have for our lunch. . .

then Carmen suggested - BBQ Plaza (so random choose it)

They have 20% discount off for student. .

So I agree to go there have lunch. . .

My second time go there have lunch. . .

Here goes my picture of the day ^.^

We order 1 pork and 1 beef set lunch.

While we waited for our lunch to be serve,

I gave carmun her belated bday and she went so happy. .

and instant open it and see. . . tee hee

She open and open and open. . .

so serious looking and opening the pressie

In process ( opening ). . .

Finally, can see what is it. .

haha . . . .

Mini Rouge Lip Gloss - Anna Sui. . .

Kawaii~

After pressie time, is our lunch time~



Looks Yummy~~
But I think the pacifier I posted more delicious. . .
*slur*
Muahaha......

Accidentally

When I saw this, I'm so sad. . .

I was thinking, How come I can't have this when I'm a baby. . .

Think and Think and Think about it. . .

Then I made a decision, future I must have this. . .

Of coz not for my future baby first,

because I want to get 1 for myself first -___- (aiyo, understand a bit ler, baby the time cannot owned it ma.. so if I can I want to buy one for myself, even if is just put there. . . =D )

then the second one only for my future baby. . .

hahaha....

My BFF's belated brithday present. . .

So glad she like the present. . .

Present from Anna Sui - Mini Rouge Lip Gloss

Hmm... Wonder What she will get for my next year's birthday present. . .

Jimmy Liao . . . .

Who know who is Jimmy Liao??!

My sister keep telling me Jimmy Liao very popular in Taiwan. .

O.O" Popular in Taiwan

(like I know what happen in Taiwan)

Haha...

Yeala... This is what she bought me from China . . .

Designed by Jimmy L i a o . . . . .

Soon to be. . . . .

Christmas ! ! !

I just went to One Utama, and I saw this.

Choir sing Christmas song..

All the Kids so enjoy listening all the song..

My sister bought me this last weekend. There is a box of Candy Cane Cottage.

Which you can self made.

There is few candy cane stick with dum dum flavour.

What is Dum dum flavour?

I don't know. . . the box wrote it there.

Which contain - Watermelon, Strawberry amd better cort. ( S0 call dum dum flavour)

=D

Recently~

Recently, this is how i'm look like.

I started my life in SEGi University College.

Having a life which is

1 term in 8 weeks

which i need to finish 2 subject.

So lucky, My 1st subject in SEGi is BIOLOGY

and WORLD RELIGION

what on earth?!!

who know? who want to take biology which is so scientific and yet need Im a art student lar....

the other subject to complete is world religion

which is so boring.

-___________-

And, most funny is final exam is on the same date which is morning 3 hours

AND

afternoon 3 hours, who can take that?!?!

HELP!!!!

Presentation

Quiz

Assignment

ALL in 1 day !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

O_O

All is about Spending~

This 2 months is where i spend my money on... Anna Sui~~

All of the things are so cute ~!

Loving it!!!!

Bet when my parent and my bf saw that will scolding me spend all the money on it..

-_______________-

cannot help right?

girls want pretty (0.<) =P

Next time will zoom up to show it how cute is all the stuff is... =D

3 Days 2 Nights - Impiana Hotel

Vacation?
No!!! Is working overnight.
This WRP international Business Conference held in Mandarin Oriental. Seems to be so high class -_-"

First day of the brief schedule WRP Plant visit - ( to be honest don't really see anything there ) there is 6 teams separately have a tour in WRP which is at Salak Tinggi ( Nobody know where is it, LoL ) After touring and group photo we heading to have lunch at Putrajaya, Which sounds so high class. But when you reach there you definately "Jatuh Mata". Is like so "Kampung", well the food see is quite nice but didn't get to eat there because was busy sending delegate whith buggy to see rubber demo. Just like normal 1 - 2 hours eating lunch, all the crew work till like a "dead dog". 1 crew station in a similiar to "pondok" thingy and started to teach all the delegates to play Congkak. 2 crew been sent to station at the pick up point for buggy ( crew 1 need to run up and town to bring teams to the pick up point, crew 2 is to station at the pick up point ready to call crew 1 ursher delegates to the pick up points ) Most important is half way sending delegates to see rubber demo, suddenly rain heavily and need to ursher them back to the "pondok" and is like 10 to 20 delegates is already watching the rubber demo.

** End up all crew is wet.

After all the travelling from Salak Tinggi to Putrajaya and now we heading back to Mandarin Oriental Hotel to get the delegates shower and rest a bit and will we heading dinner at KL Tower. First time going to KL Tower so exciting !! Muahaha.. The view is nice the food is nice, but cannot get to taste the food and just standing there few hours just to standby if is any delegates need help. -_-" *Pss Good in Services and so call "After Hours Event and Marketing Services"

Around 11 pm, we depart from KL Tower back to Mandarin Oriental and delegates of cause have a sweet dreams and so the crew have to start preparing all the things for tomorrow full days conference. Well, I was so excited to get to stay at Impiana Hotel which is just a cross the road from MO. And when go in to the Room and I was like "woah, not bad ma tired also worth to stay at this hotel" ( guess what when i check in to the room it was already 3 am, 6 45am is crew call ) After showering and everthing thing it was almost 4am i guess then my roommate come back around 5 45am and she took a shower and so we ready for crew call.

Okay, seriously tired. And so the day of conference had started and just whole day conference conference and conference. All the crew trying to keep themselve busy to prevent themselve fall asleep. LOL ( this is serious no joke ) After the conference they have a so call awards dinner. Around 11 something they finish their dinner and all the crew began to do TEARDOWN ( as in pack everything !!!! ready to off duty ) end up we finish at work around 1 something ( woah early a bit already right guess we go for our late dinner around 2 am and finish our dinner and back to hotel and after shower is already 3 30 am and the next day me and my roommate need to be reported on 6 45am for golfing !!!! Yea la I know I don't know how to Golf, I just standby and see what they need help only. Haha.. and so I got to test drive on BUGGY!!! So fun !!! haha.. here is the photo of the Impiana Hotel's room

Mayu Shinjo

Wah.. It's been awhile I didn't blog. Recently, not many funny things happen in my daily life, I more focus on Manga and Anime.


Mayu Shinjo is from Japan - Anime author. I have read this manga throught online. Just for a record as a refrence.

Alternative Name(s): 覇王・愛人 ,覇王♥愛人, Despotic LoverSupreme King's Mistress
Year of Released: 2002
Status: Ongoing
Author(s): SHINJO Mayu
Artist(s): SHINJO Mayu
Genre(s): action, adult(Strongly emphasis VERY ADULT), drama, mature, romance, shoujo, smut, tragedy

Summary
One day while walking home from her job, Kurumi Akino finds a wounded young man, and saves his life. He mysteriously dissapears after that, and leaves only the name Hakuron�. Next thing she knows she's been kidnapped from her school, and is on a private jet with that man, heading to China. It turns out she saved the life of the most infamous mobster in Hong Kong, and he wants her to stay with him.

WARNING: This series contains strong "consensual rape" situations, strong language, scenes of graphic sex, rape, violence, murder, suicide, glorifies the mafia and black market. It is recommended that you be the legal age of consent in your country to view this story.

* Okay, Don't say I Pervert or whatever, is just that kinda romantic manga. Although whole manga has all those raping action. But, don't think it from "another way". In real life, will never happen such a things, so read a bit of manga to have your own imagination to improve. *xD hahahha*

~*Read Online => http://www.mangafox.com/page/manga/series/111/haou_airen/ *~

Pss : If you think I'm Hamsap, once you have intention to read this manga, or click on it, you also Hentai.. MUahAhahaA..!!

Another Weird Guy In My Life...

Legend : VŤ†äҒ ^^ ήϊĥČ V (Weird Guy)
a d d i c t e d ( Me myself )

Here goes the Conversation :

VŤ†äҒ ^^ ήϊĥČ V says:
i know quite some girls oso sleep naked so i think is normal

a d d i c t e d says:
i never say is not normal

VŤ†äҒ ^^ ήϊĥČ V says:
haha true
nice right being naked in room？haha

a d d i c t e d says:
hmm.. dunno lol

VŤ†äҒ ^^ ήϊĥČ V says:
sometimes i do too...u know why la

a d d i c t e d says:
lol i dunno

VŤ†äҒ ^^ ήϊĥČ V says:
aiyoh guys can do wat when they naked?
u know how they do ? sure got guys tell u b4 wan la right

a d d i c t e d says:
no wor

VŤ†äҒ ^^ ήϊĥČ V says:
hmmm...cannot be =p

a d d i c t e d says:
guys only talk but having sex , they don tell me about tfk

VŤ†äҒ ^^ ήϊĥČ V says:
ohh i see is similiar to blowjob la, just that tfk use own hand oni

Ť†äҒ ^^ ήϊĥČ V says:
some do with pillow oso haha

a d d i c t e d says:lol a d d i c t e d says:how to do with pillow

VŤ†äҒ ^^ ήϊĥČ V says:neh u noe the long pillow the bottom circle make a hole like p***y la

a d d i c t e d says:then everyday have to wash pillow
a d d i c t e d says:lool

VŤ†äҒ ^^ ήϊĥČ V says:haha
VŤ†äҒ ^^ ήϊĥČ V says:somemore can attach fake boobs by using bra haha

a d d i c t e d says:where guys find bra at home? dont tell me use mom or sis 1
a d d i c t e d says:lol

VŤ†äҒ ^^ ήϊĥČ V says:yeap
VŤ†äҒ ^^ ήϊĥČ V says:then fill with clothe or watever lor haha

a d d i c t e d says:so pity

VŤ†äҒ ^^ ήϊĥČ V says:yalo ..well girls dun volunteer theirs even pelacur oso need $$ la
VŤ†äҒ ^^ ήϊĥČ V says:hahahah

a d d i c t e d says:ask gf to volunteer

VŤ†äҒ ^^ ήϊĥČ V says:hahah no time for gf la ..oni can admire =)

a d d i c t e d says:no time and only can admire?
a d d i c t e d says:dotn get what ou mean

VŤ†äҒ ^^ ήϊĥČ V says:means oni can admire , like and know them lor
VŤ†äҒ ^^ ήϊĥČ V says:aiyah girls very complicated wan la ....@@

a d d i c t e d says:means you got problem cannot get a gf

VŤ†äҒ ^^ ήϊĥČ V says:prob? hmm
VŤ†äҒ ^^ ήϊĥČ V says:not really just that i'am kind of loyal type
VŤ†äҒ ^^ ήϊĥČ V says:is like if i date the girl i must married her something like that

a d d i c t e d says:which guys is not say themself loyal 1

VŤ†äҒ ^^ ήϊĥČ V says:=-=...well true la but my close frens know me more than anyone else VŤ†äҒ ^^ ήϊĥČ V says:i like someone for 5 years , got ask and rejected and she went to aus i still like her ...but feelings for her less jor la coz think back both of use most probably wont together VŤ†äҒ ^^ ήϊĥČ V says:=)


VŤ†äҒ ^^ ήϊĥČ V says:are u naked in ur room now?
VŤ†äҒ ^^ ήϊĥČ V says:just wondering hehe

a d d i c t e d says:nope

VŤ†äҒ ^^ ήϊĥČ V says:i'am =p

a d d i c t e d says:O.o

VŤ†äҒ ^^ ήϊĥČ V says:yup...

a d d i c t e d says:i see

VŤ†äҒ ^^ ήϊĥČ V says:tfk while chating hehe

a d d i c t e d says:lol
a d d i c t e d says:so busy

VŤ†äҒ ^^ ήϊĥČ V says:yalo 1 hand type another shaking that thing lol

a d d i c t e d says:then dont disturb you

VŤ†äҒ ^^ ήϊĥČ V says:nvm
VŤ†äҒ ^^ ήϊĥČ V says:use to it d
VŤ†äҒ ^^ ήϊĥČ V says:master jor lol

a d d i c t e d says:lol

VŤ†äҒ ^^ ήϊĥČ V says:u got touch ur bf want b4?

a d d i c t e d says: a d d i c t e d says:nope

VŤ†äҒ ^^ ήϊĥČ V says:lol geli ah?

a d d i c t e d says:no ar

VŤ†äҒ ^^ ήϊĥČ V says:ooo
VŤ†äҒ ^^ ήϊĥČ V says:u noe wats cuming right?

a d d i c t e d says:what's comung?
a d d i c t e d says:coming*

VŤ†äҒ ^^ ήϊĥČ V says:cum* means sperming out

a d d i c t e d says:o.O

VŤ†äҒ ^^ ήϊĥČ V says:yup

a d d i c t e d says:i see

VŤ†äҒ ^^ ήϊĥČ V says:guess ho long is my thing XD when steam

a d d i c t e d says:15 cm?
a d d i c t e d says:lol

VŤ†äҒ ^^ ήϊĥČ V says:wait ah
VŤ†äҒ ^^ ήϊĥČ V says:17.5

a d d i c t e d says:lol

VŤ†äҒ ^^ ήϊĥČ V says:hehe
VŤ†äҒ ^^ ήϊĥČ V says:eh brb cuming d lol



So What The Hell.. haha...

The History

Hi guy, long story have finish. Of cause, that is not an end in my life, is just part of my story in my life. I had been pass, new life is waiting.

A lot things seems like I need to settle, but yet is like all dead line is around the corner.

While most important of cause have to settle with my TARC. Omg, school, college every needs money.. omigosh!! This have to money, that have to pay money!!

OMG, OMG !!! really OMG, I'm lifeless now, nevermind, most important is my dad want me to follow him to to his office and work!!!

Is a boring place !! is Super Duper Boring, if I don't get i780 how could i suvive in my dad office?

Long Story

Lemme continue my story, which I promise to continue it.

-C o n t i n u e -

Who will believe I'm a Bisexual?!?! But, he did. He so panic when the time he is waiting my anwer. What kind of anwer?? Of cause waiting me to agree be his girlfriend right?? ahahaa... I see him so cute and so panic and his heart really beat fast enough to get heart attack. So happy to see him having this kind of reaction. So I decided to continue play with it!!

Play and play and play, then I remember till the end, don't know how, he was already hugging me, and I'm blushing. Most important!!! which is both of us having eyes contact. And, he was like going to kiss me, but yet to kiss me. He seems like want to but is scare to do so.


In the end, Im become his girlfriend already lor.... After together, he is good. He is FREE too. Everyday my lunch time, he really good to come and company me just for awhile. Even though I have to pay my lunch myself. But still he is there, the care is there. Or, maybe he is just too free. hahaha... Who knows?

Day and day pass on, yes, he show all his attitude to me. Actually, you ask me, why I break up with him. Honestly, I really forgot, it maybe is because together with him, I cannot see my future with him, when that time he that kind of look, seriously my parent sure don't like him.

And so, I choose to break up with him before I start form 5. He didn't mad at me when I said I wanted to break up with him. After I break up with him, I go cut my hair. For me, is just that one way to tell myself is time for me to let go something. The decision I have made myself, I have to face it. Some how for now I think I have made a correct decision before. I think this is what we call fate?

Day after day, my school has start, he also have his own things to do, and he get to go for NASIONAL SERVICE!!! lol for this. hahahahha....

*Once again, long story will be continue*

Moment to be remember

This thing happen kind the bothering me, since I know it on June 9th 2008.

Before this, I want to remind myself how I meet him in my life for the past.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Jeffrey, rest in peace - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Around 3 years+ ago, I'm still a high school student, which is studying at SMK Damansara Jaya and is a form 4 student. After last semester of exam, form 4 student which claim as "Honey Moon" year will not be going school, and I'm like Hell ya !! Is time to look for money. Yes, I like money!!

People usually wondering where to look for job? and I was like a taught in mind " okay, go 1 utama and look for a part time". And so, I walk and walk and mingle around at 1 Utama. Which there is a lot of boutiques/shops is looking for part timer. I walk in one shop and another, 1 of the boutique shop name RedrummurdeR.

Aiyah, usually always have to wait for them to call you up 1 la.. right??
of cause I also have to wait for their call. So... Bla bla bla long story la, then don't know when i receive call, of cause from redrummurder.

So... bla bla bla *fast forwarding*

Then I meet this guy lorh , working at Bornia - look talk, skinny, fair and like to snooke! haha.. then after few weeks, this guy talked to me, Well, I don't remember his name. I think is Alan or some kind of nick name start A.

OOOOoooOoo, I remember, this guy name Andy. He always ask me to go snooker with him. One day, there are couple of guy passing by redrummurder and stairing inside the shop like looking and searching for someone.

As usually, promoter sure 1 week 7 days 1 day is holiday. =D Yish, i go snooker with Andy, and andy bring a friend a long, and I was suprise he talked more than Andy.

Andy's friend name - Jeffrey, I call him Jeff. He talk and talk and talk. In the end, I don remember how he got my phone number, and call me and chat chat chat. Of cause lorh, only 1 ending, couple already. =)

He is a nice guy after all, he like to go 1 utama lok for me during my break time while I'm working. He is like so free, nothing better to do. Heheehe.. Sometimes I really thing he is too free already. Even just few minutes, he also will stay at with me during my lunch time. Well, his house is near 1 utama i guess, and Andy was one of his best friend tho.

Everyday mingle in 1 utama do nothing. So free...!!! YiisshHh. He like to go to those stair case just chit chating with me.. hahaha

A lot happy moments together. He show me all his attitude to me, he is funny!!! When i simply just tell him Im a Bi sexual, his heart is jumping so fast, and so scare and keep asking me, am I joking with him. He was like so SERIOUS!!!

Who will believe Im a Bi????!!! * If got please tell me =) *

---------------------------------------------------------------------------- To Be Continue.

Happy Birthday to you

When I busy doing follow up with my event during April 22-23. Suddenly my phone ring, I though anything special, I pick up my phone and see, it was a fix line number. I though is working purpose.

Here she goes:-
" Happy Birthday to you"

Then I stun , She Stun

Then I was like " ErrR" Then she like " Am I getting wrong number" .
of coz i will reply " yea"

Then she just hang up.

My Boss

O.o, this is very interesting.

Once I though I joined a good company. But, now I start getting very hate my boss. This is one thing very funny. We having event on the March 26 - 28, and most of our speakers is from overseas and we are booking the air ticket for them.

One of the speaker is from Thailand. I felt so pity for him because we have no budget for him to stay for the whole event and he have to fly in on the 26th and fly back to Thailand on the 27th. His presentation is on the 27th. Is so hard to decide on his flight time because of his presentation time. So, I decided to ask my Boss to book the flight ticket himself. Then, he said don't reverse an instruction given to me !!!.

Then I didn't reply him in IM. Then he asked me, Am I crying. LOL <--- This is funny.

After, He continue asked, "What's the problem now? You can tell me, I can help... to decide. "
Then I never "choi" him.

Here comes another thing. The company server is down, couldn't send out any email from my side, and I have to send reminder Email out for the event and HAVE TO SEND THE E TICKET TO AUSTRALIA for the SPEAKERS ( they are departing on Tuesday ) !!! So Shit man....

Since my boss say can help me to decide the problems, so I tell him. Our server is down so should i use my personal email account send out the email. Then this is what he replied me " Think a solution, don't stuck with problems "

*SPEECHLESS*

Looking for Temp

Telemarketing ( 2 pax)
Duration : 1 month or more, only Tuesday , Wednesday and Thursday
Time : 10am - 5pm
Place : Cheras, Transport can be provided ( Pm for future Info / Discuss )
Pay : RM 6.50 per hour, Commision RM 30 per/person (more details leave msg)
*interested just leave msg

Event onsite ( 20 pax)
Duration : April 22- 23 Time : 7am - 6pm, 2 days
Place : Legend Hotel, KL (Grand Ballroom)
Pay : RM 10 per hour

* might have breifing for event 1 day before

Short post --> Question

When we sleep atnight and have a scary dream ---> we call this nightmare.

then What if we sleep during the day time and have a scary dream. ---> what we call this? Daymare??? HhhHhhmmmMmmmMmMm.........

So call public transport

Thursday 31, Jan 2008

This happen to me. This day I have to re sit my Business Communication paper at 9 am and I have to take public transport to go TARCollege. And then, I finish my paper at 10 35am and my Venue for the exam is at PA block ( I know , I know, you are not from TARC so you don't know, just think that the college is super big and this PA block is near the back door of the college. And I though front gate will have a lot of cab waiting there. So, I walked there and take around less than 10 mins to reach the front gate. LOL, aiyah, people short ma, leg also short of coz need take longer time.

Walk and walk and walk . . . . . . .

Finally, reached. Then, there is only 1 cab waiting there, so i jump in and ask the driver, LRT ? Then when I wanted to close the door and then the driver say " No LRT, ppl BOOKING already... " I was like What the.... okay, fine.. then I walk to LRT waht so BIG DEAL. Even though is QUITE FAR. On the way walking there, I was plan see any cab on the way just stop him. BUT!!!! You guys know what happen? Miracle there is a cab stop right in front of me and park by my side ( my situation is walking at the road side near the college side gate). I was so happen you know. But then, the driver once again said NOT DRIVING ANYONE !!!! -_____-

Okay, then i said to myself, FINE!! WALK THEN. So i cross the road to the opposite. OMG, so good there is another yellow cab wanted to fetch me and asked me where am I going. I told him : LRT. He replied : "O". * So happy finally no need to walk!* But then few second later, He continue his sentence : "O, LRT tak pigi".

OKAY !!!

GOOD I WALK TO THE LRT THEN !!!!!!
Early morning also cannot get a public transport, Malaysia really is Malaysia. PUBLIC TRANSPORT always have to do the waiting. That's why always TRAFFIC JAM. People tend to get there own car also didn't wanted to wait for the so call PUBLIC TRANSPORT.

Differentiation of Colour

This is quite funny for me.

*** Things happen like this

When I was hyperly posting at kokorobox forum, and my dad was watching astro Wah Lai Toi channel 311 and the program was about those oldies movie which is black and white colour. Then, my dad wanted to tell me who is Chan Bou G. Then Ivery curious and ask which? As there is 4 female standing together. Remember the movie clip is black and white. And my dad answer me " Neh, the white shirt 1" . OOO, Yes ar... the white shirt 1.. so is which 1??!! lol

Flirt ! Flirt and Flirt * Girls ONLY !! =P

How to tell if he likes you ?

Shy Guys !!!!
These are tough to crack sometimes...

He'll look at you, until you turn around, then boom, he's looking the other way.

You may 'feel' like he's watching you - but he's hard to catch at it

He may do something physical - like grab you in a play way, poke you, play with your hair...(Remember when you were really young and the guy you liked punched you or tackled you?)

He may be working really hard to pay attention to you, but doesn't quite know how...

He may ask a friend of yours about you - he'll say it's just for "friend of mine" that wants to know about you.

He talks to everybody else - but when you're around he turns silent, or chokes up.

You seem to accidentally bump into him a lot of different places.

He may not say a word to you, but he shows up in the same line, at the same movie, etc.

He'll give you a little smile from across the room, but if you get near, he won't look up.

Basically - the BIG clue is that his behavior changes when you're around (compared to when he's around his buds or other girls).

DEAD Giveaway - when you talk to him he turns red.

(Bingo - you can pack that puppy up and take him home...) only thing can do is ROFL, guy being guy, they have their cute way too !!!

How to be a good boyfriend

Well, I guess there is something i should post for guys. Since there is a topic about " How to be a good girlfriend".

Okay, let's start and don't talk much.

1.Understand that every girl is different.
This is not a “one-size-fits-all” guide. This does however, give a good starting point for any relationship.

2.Let her know that you care for her by being interested in her.
This means INTERESTED, not obsessed, so don’t drop all of your activities and hobbies and take up hers.
**** Note
*She will find this bizarre and it will make you look dependent on her, and she will probably not like that. Just stick to your own thing, but acknowledge things she likes to do. ( you guys know la, all very girls are very ma fan, well, i have to agree this. LOL , coz being myself i also feel that myself sometimes very ma fan.)

3.Be honest.
While being honest to your mate is very important, to the point of being paramount, it is equally important that you be honest to yourself.
If something doesn’t suit her let her know, otherwise she will not trust your opinion. But make it sound like a compliment. Suggest an alternative.

*example : she is trying a clothes ( the clothes not suits her), and she ask for your opinion you should say " Hmm, I think the Black 1 suit you"( give her compliment, so that you won't hurt her, LOL, girls being girls, want to listen the truth and in the same time also want angry !!! )

** Step 4 is very important (ROFL !!!)
4.Remember that girls are often led to be much more emotionally oriented than men.

5.Don’t brush her off.

6.Communicate.
Make sure that if you have any problems that will affect your mood, she is made aware of the reasons for your problems and mood, so that you do not appear to merely be a fickle and cranky creature. Make her feel like she is the only girl on your mind. Just zone out everything around you when you’re talking to her, she will feel like she is the center of your universe. If you ask her a question, ask her because you really want to know.

~ Girls ma, is like that 1 lar.. so ma fan, yet so lovely !!! (wakaka!!!)

7.Give gifts at unexpected times. ( This Step must follow !!! Every girls surely like it!! But not the time you do something wrong only get her a present or gift... <--- often do that , they will know you patern of buying present for them. )

8.Try doing something unexpected.
Go to a new restaurant, try a new nightclub or go to a new part of town.

9.Tease her.
Teasing builds tension which drives girls crazy - for you! Some girls (and guys) find teasing unpleasant. Be sure you know which your girlfriend likes before teasing her.

10.Don’t forget: it’s better to give than to receive.
The major religions got this right, and for a good reason: mysteriously, you gain more in the long run by giving than by getting. While love isn’t all you need, it’s the most important thing.


**** LOL, eh don't complain a lot things need to do kay? I already cut short many !!! Just follow few is very very super super duper important also can at least be a NOT BAD boyfriend!!

5 DON'T When You Are Sleeping

DON'T SLEEP NEXT TO WATCH
Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity. Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed for a long time, it might have adverse effects on your health.

DON'T SLEEP WITH BRA
Scientists in America have discovered those that wear bras for more than 12 hours have a higher risk of getting breast cancer. So go to bed without it.

DON'T SLEEP WITH PHONE
Putting the phone beside your bed or anywhere near you is not encouraged. Though some of us will use phones as alarm clocks, but please put the phone as far as possible. Scientists have proved that electrical items including mobile phone and television sets emit magnetic waves when used. These waves can cause disruptions to our nervous system. Therefore if you need to put your mobile phone near you, switch it off first.

DON'T SLEEP WITH MAKEUP
People who sleep with makeup might have skin problems in the long run. Sleeping with makeup will cause the skin to have difficulty in breathing and problem in perspiring. You will also need a much longer time to go into deep sleep.

DON'T SLEEP WITH OTHER'S WIFE
You may never wake up again.

What Is Marketing????

If this is what we can learn from college, I guess everybody will love to attend the class man !!!

***** Lesson for Marketing

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing"

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him." -That's Advertising"

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me - That's Telemarketing"

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations"

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition"

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback"

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap"

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share"

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets"

only can say OMG !!

When I was busy with something, I recieve a message from Kenneth. He send me a friendster link ask me to report for him. I though it was a virus link but I click it. There is guy from don't know which country and it was 33 years old. So I still thinking "Why Kenneth want me to report this guy?" Then suddenly I saw the photo gallery and there is a lot of Kenneth pictures !!!! And I view and view and view.. Then I notice something ...

*** Guess what is it?? haha... I saw you some pictures...

Of coz this is my friend Kenneth (Lol, the look okay ma.. smart look also )


Okay, This guy is "Inociencio" <-- his name. When I 1st saw his name I though it is Innocent. Lol, okay, this guy picture really spoilt my blog.. -_-" But, I don't know why he name himself Barbie !!!!!!!!!!! X_X

Okay, okay, coming more pictures.. then you will know what is happening here..

Look !! Look!!! He even edit the picture and put his picture with my friend's picture together..

-___-"

Okay, Next up.. He even .. OMG!!

Why I put this picture?? It is because the Inocencio even name this dog as "dogie Barbie" !!

Since, there is dogie barbie of coz there is dogie ken.. Lol

***** okay, so now you know what happen, for me is 1 word gay. When I saw all this things it is really OMG and ROFL !! Hey, Kenneth if you reading this I not mean to laugh at you, but I just feel funny that it happen to my friend!!! No angry ya.. ^^ And he is another weirdo !!! haha..

I guess I can make my blog to write down all the weirdo cases.. hahahaha...

X_X wants to meet up with me

Haha, Now a days don't know what happen to friendster and face book or am I something wrong? or on my face there is " werido come to talk to me " ?

**** This guy is making me piss off !!! Why ? WHY?! Wanted to ask the guys : Is there any girl can make you piss off? or Do something like that to you?

Here goes the conversation in MSN:

X_X:wat u doin on mon
X_X: oh yea u wont go out with me

( you know then good lar, who want to go out with you -_-" )
Me: lol
Me: mon i got exam

X_X: oh yea
X_X: almost forgot
X_X: after exam la
X_X: i come back also noon
X_X: just go for ice cream

( lol, ice cream??!!! wasting my time if is eating McD's ice cream, anyway i also won cause of baskin robin's ice cream to go out with him)
Me:then thursday i got exam also

X_X: u eat a while only wat
X_X: not like u will study

Me: lol
Me: eat is eat awhile
Me: you have to go a place and eat ma

X_X: n then

Me: then have to line up to buy

X_X: wont take u 5 hoiurs
X_X: take it as a rest

(want me to face you 1 min I also very tired, still want 5 hrs *and I don't know why he said 5 hrs, why not 10 hrs or 4 hrs? * )
Me: not 5 hrs
Me:also need to use 2-3 hours
Me:out side i got no time esting

X_X: nvm la
X_X: u dun wan go out, no need give reasons

(LOL, Now only notice I don't want to go out with you, sad case for you.)
Me:good

X_X: sigh

Me:coz i don really meet up with net friend. .

X_X: rite
Me:yea

X_X: im meetin u in public places
X_X: not like im raping u
X_X: u dont really meet up
X_X: but u still met some rite

( a lot cases also happen in public 1 lar... who knows? maybe you really are the 1 who is going to rape me? where got people say "I'm a bad guy once you come out I'm gonna rape you." ?Lol )
Me:nope
Me:i dont meet at all

X_X: there always a 1st
X_X: nvm la
X_X: slowly then

( ya lar...!! 1st time been raped by you!! )
Me:a lot things also 1st time. . but not meeting up net friend

X_X: talk to me more 1st

Me: lol
Me: some people even talk to me few years i also never meet up with them

X_X: uh huh

Me: yea

X_X: will see then

Me: okay

X_X: i wonder wats for lunch today

Me: you?

X_X: ya

Me: don know

X_X: im not asking u

( if not asking me, then what you aspect me to reply you???!!! Don't reply you said I don't want to talk to you * even though I am * Reply you say not asking me. )
Me: lol, if you not asking me then just dont type in this chat box. .
Me:or you can think as, i not replying you question

X_X:i guess u dun get it
X_X:nvm

***** another weirdo !!! ******

Friendster

Why?! Why?! WHY??? Why people like to use friendster and get to know strangers? and why they get pissed off when people don't bother to reply them? WHY?!

Here goes the message from friendster:

raymond wrote:

hi, fren ,, can u intro pls ..?nice too meet u as well.!u r u so interested (of coz I'm interested or not you won't be messaging me!!) !can v be fren ya^,^ i will be happy if u kindly reply me thanks (sounds so formal,LOL) .hehe.. i can only let my trust worthy and closest friends to view..sowie! MuAkZz (macam mana tau 1 click to his name then can view his profile liao... hahaha... )

' Juicylicious wrote:

hi, my name is Hazel.. ( and this is what i replied him. Lol)


raymond wrote:

hey hazel..what kind of race r u ?( WT, Do i look like not chinese to you?) y .. ur name like tats... (out people don't even know )..mind to tell me more about u ..now i m kinta interesting about ur profile..hopefully ..hear.. more frm u ..soon.. well anyway nice too meet u ..i was appreciate it when u was reply my message,, thx ya ,, ( oh, say until himself so kind !! so friendly !!)

' Juicylicious wrote:

race? I'm Chinese... Hazel is my english name.. why you keep asking me about me and why not you introduce yourself?

raymond worte:

hi nice to meet u ..i m Raymond here,27 yr , live @ kepong..work as a real estate negotiator..how bout u ?mind to intro pls ..hi , btw do u hav msn ,den we can chatting there as well .tq,..i m waiting ur reply ya... (sounds so desperate, mana tau check back his friendster 95% of his friend list is female and leng luis )


**** Busy with exam, and never really log in to friendster like 1 week. And i got this message from raymond.

raymond wrote:
mind to be my dream friend ? ( lol, WHAT ?! What dream friend? haha when dream only meet? that kind of friend ah?? haha... )

**** and still not yet reply his message. And I get another 1.

raymond wrote:
u r so ugly ?y still can be my friend? ( any guys out there understand this sentence? haha.. I don't understand what he is talking about.)

T Junction

As usual, my brother back from KLCC and reach KJ LRT station and so I went to fetch him with the old dumb proton car ( lol, can drive then can lar !! ) , which is a lot of problem with the car.

Just like everyday, with the same road, same car, same driver and same passenger. When I pass by SS 25's park and reach the T junction which is a lot of cars. I was behing the My Vi and the My Vi wanted to turn left and I was going to turn right. But there is another car (Wira) from my right side's junction coming out and just cut through infront of me and wanted to turn left as well. After the wira turned left, and was my turn and there is 3 cars driving fast from the other side, so I have to wait ( of coz have to wait, lol ) then when there is no cars and I already drive through half way and reach the middle of the T junction and the stupid car STOP at the STUPID, and MOST dangerous place. Lol, and I was panic-ing and ask my brother " Oh , NO!! What should I do? " Brother replied " start the engine first." That time was busy panic-ing !! and I don't know why I replied my brother " Cannot restart the engine !! " "Lol, you not even try to start the engine !!!! " replied my brother.

Then I was like, Oh yea Oh yea, I have to try again. LoL. Of coz nothing happen in the end, or not I won't be blogging right now right? hahahahaha....

How to be a good girl friend

How to make your guy insanely happy by being a good girlfriend? ( When boy friend is having this kind of girl friend, the other will super jealous, lol, even though you don't have a girl friend like this, just tell your friend your girl friend "did" her part and being a good girl friend. Who knows if isn't real? haha... Just wanna show off and being the most happiness guy in their eyes. =P). And of couse, for girl can make your guys friends jealous that they don't have you!!

Step 1,

Involve him in conversations about things that interest you both. Avoid talking his ear off about a one sided topic. Such as "Yes, that Coach bag is adorable, but he probably doesn’t care." (Lol, Who cares? even if you told him, like he will get you 1? haha, just don't waste your time to made him bored of you.)

Step 2,

Be independent without clinging, stalking or sending an over abundance of emails/texts. This creeps men out and make you look needy. Usually missing someone surely will send tons of sms to your boy, but do your boy like it?

**** But , but most important in this part is, sometimes guys also need you girls to be clinging around when he was bored.( Oh, Man!!! So complicated, too independent they think you doesn't love him or miss him anymore, too clinging he will said too annoying !! Crap !! but what to do? Lol, guess have to practise your skills on playing kite, *Pull*(clinging) *Let it fly*(Don't bother) * Pull *(clinging) * Don't pull * (Don't bother ) * Pull * (clinging ) * Don't Pull *( Don't bother ) !!! and the kite is falling ( and the relationship is in danger ) !!!! NO!!! This is so call a relationship right? As you can see. ^^ )

Step 3,

Appreciate him in all ways ( What does that mean? Walao, means what ever he do and you didn't like it you also have to appreciate it , O.o this sounds like a christian's friend told me "LOVE your ENEMY"!! Hey, this really didn't make any sense. If I "LOVE my ENEMY" then the enemy won't be my enemy right? Why still says it as love my enemy? Is it because I have to love my enemy in order to change my enemy to become one of my friend? Lol, complicated again. And of cause love him as what ever it was, do not look to change him, because being oneself is most unique in the world. * I guess *

Step 4,

He doesn’t have to like your friends. He does have to be polite to them. Don’t yell at him for not liking them.

Step 5,

Have realistic expectations. Guys live on budgets too and unless your guy is rich, expensive restaurants and gifts will be the exception not the rule. ( Girls, if you are looking forward a boy friend can get you expensive gift and restaurants, I guess before you accept the guy, you have to aim properly, So that you can aim a rich guy that can full fill all you needs !! haha.. )

Step 6,

Be straightforward and avoid head games. But... but.. girls really like to play head games. Haha.. guys, do you know why? It is because girls are shy to split it out straight forward just like you guys. But, guys will so bored of playing head games, they will never know what girls thinking.)

Step 7,

Let him spend time enjoying the activities that he likes. See action movies with him or let him play his video games a fair amount of the time. * Treat him as in he is the KING of yours !!!, he is the greatest man !! * haha...

Step 8,

Be honest, loyal, and respectful.

Part Time Maid - Busy Body

My mom usually superb busy on doing housework, and she hired a part time maid, and every tuesday the maid will reach my house at 10 30am and start doing the cleaning process.

O.o she was really good, at first is super clean, 10 30 am can clean till like evening 6 pm or 7 pm something ( Waoh, don't think my house is huge, lol, just ordinary double story house but don't know why she have to use so many house to clean my house.)

Weeks after weeks, day after day, the maid getting more late and late to reach my house. This week tuesday I was so tired after exam and didnt sleep for whole night, and the maid call my house twice and disturbing me having my good sleep ( even though that time is around 10 am ++).

So, she reach at 12 PM, and started to do the cleaning as usual. I don't know is all the auntie is the same or she is the special one. She is superb busy body and the key of her sound is superb high.

Here comes the story;

As usually, before Chinese New year, my mom will be superb busy for baking cookie for Chinese New Year. So, my mom ask me to cook soup for tonight dinner.

**** The process of cooking the soup

*Preparing for the hot water to soak the meat before cook soup. And I was cutting the meat to become smaller. Then the maid standing beside me and said " Eh, a girl ah girl, I think you better use hot water to soak the meat first." And i was like hello? I'm doin it, can't you see?? Then she still saying, " ah, ah, you better use hot water saok first." WT, yea yea, I, doing it okay !!!

***** OMG, I'm not saying I'm looking down those people, but this auntie really too over...!!! She think she is the employer. Lol, yea, She is employ but not employer is employees. She even argue with my mom, and complain about my house.

When my mom was complaining the maid to me, and my sister heard about and ask me;

Sister : Why you don't scold the auntie, since you so pro of scolding people, and not like you wor.

Me: What? haha.. I'm not that good kay, and If i scold her what if she steal our things right? ( Do I so good in scolding people? )

Sister: oh, yea hor, true also.


**** The maid is so busy body, and yesterday I was cooking my Mee for my lunch and she so good timing come and clean the kitchen. She is blocking my way to do the cooking, so I stand beside of my mom and wait her to do finish cleaning. Then my mom ask me, " you finish cooking already? Why don't want to have lunch?" I was like smilling to my mom. Then the maid said " eh gurl, come let you cook fist, never mind let you cook first". WT*, you are the one who blocking me, and you now say till I'm the 1 who disturbing you. T.T . and she still want say " is okay la girl, I let you cook first."

Don't know what happen and why?

hmm, how should i start this?

Here goes the conversation:

X_X : Hey

Me: Hi

X_X: How are you ? ( as usually, people like to ask even everyday chating to each other, don't know why. Is a manners? or caring ? for me is bored!! ) How's your exam?

Me: O.o I'm fine, and so so for my exam.

X_X: Do you found me very bored?

Me: No, no. I didnt. ( actually is a DAMN Fu*king YES!! but who cares? haha like i know who is him. Just being good not to be not polite to unknown people. Incase they saw me on the road side they come and beat me up. Lol !!! (just kidding) ) Why you ask so?

X_X: coz you sounds so bored.

Me: oh, no no , i just doin' something. ^^

X_X: Do you read books?

Me: No, I don't, books is not my interest.

X_X: Then what's your interets?

Me: online, shopping, watch anime, movie , read comic, blogging ect ect

X_X: but your blog nothing there.

Me: what do you mean?

X_X: no content.

Me: haha, no content then good lo, no need to waste time reading my blog for some people. ( What the Fu*ck, no content then just don't read lor.. why care people's interest on doing what if you don't likes it.)

**** This bored conversation is being continue with bored content. Lol, if you know me well, you should know, if the conversation is like that I won't feel free to "layan" X_X. But, is so miracle that i still continue. Haha..!!


Why there is such Su*k ass person? haha.. so that can differentiate which is good and bad? LoL, Eh!! I think I shouldn't put this in, lol, this will show that I'm another Su*K ass !!

But, but, sometimes I will be bad to those I don't like. Human nature, cannot blame me !! Oh, so I also cannot blame others. -.-"

Time being change and I learn from the pass. Being too straight forward to say out something it will really hurt someone's feelings. Even you want to express your feelings toward something atleast have to say it in better way ( human beings with so many feelings, that's why human being is full of stress. Lol, wonder why there is monk in this world. Being a monk really can live happily ever after? haha.. no nice food, no money, no entertainment, no nice bed, no air corn, no chicks, no cool guy, no gay, no lesbain, no marriage, no tv.. OMG!!! how to live without this??! I guess monk have more stress than us !! hahaha.. )

Student and Lecturer

A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classoom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell, sight, and taste."After saying so, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched in amazement, most in disgust. But being the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped their finger into the jar and put it into their mouths.After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "Now class, if any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my second finger into the jar but my third finger into my mouth."

I'm a heartbreak.. !!

You Can Make 82% of Your Crushes Fall in Love With You

Admit it, you can seduce practically anyone. And sometimes you try just for fun. You're a total heartbreaker that knows when to play it cool. You are the type of person people go completely lovesick over. Just use your powers for good, okay?

Can You Make Anyone Fall in Love With You?

Being too kind

A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. When the priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, "you do God's work." The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.

A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused to accept his money. "You protect the public," he said. The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop.


A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment, saying, "you serve justice." The next morning, the barber found a dozen lawyers standing in line, waiting for a free haircut

Guys like that I'm fun??!

O.o so am i like that? What do guys like about you babes then? Test it out ! haha..

Guys Like That You're Fun

You're the type of girl guys brag about knowing That's because you're cool, funny, and laid back You're smart enough to know how to be one of the guys But flirty enough to know how to make them all want you

What Do Guys Like About You?

New Defination

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information fr om the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise

When using the phrase "Oh Shit!!" is considered appropriate

When you see this, the 1st thing you would say is "OH, SHIT !!"

I guess the dog should be barking " Wou WWoooOoUUUuu!!" (Oh Shit!!)





"Oh Shit!! I'm gonna fall!!"

OH SHIT !!!!

26 Things a Perfect guy will do

A list of a perfect guy will do; Did your boyfriend did that to you? Not all but atleast will have some of it that your boyfriend surely did that to you. Do appreciate your boyfriend too!! Not only girls need a good boyfriend, guys also need a good girlfriend.


1. Know how to make you smile when you are down.
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.
3. Stick up with you, but still respect your independence.
4. Give you the remote control during the game.
5.Come up behind you and put his arm around you.
6. Play with your hair.
7. His hands always find yours.
8. Be cute when he really want something.
9. Offer you plenty of massages.
10. Dance with you even he feel like a dork.
11. Never run out of LOVE.
12. Be funny, but know how to be serious.
13. Realise he is funny when he needs to be serious.
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
15. React SO cutely when you hit him and it hurt.
16. Smile a lot.
17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he usually wouldn't like to do, just because he know it means a lot to you.
18. Appreciate you.
19. Help others out.
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1 second.
21.Always give you a peek on your cheek when you depart from each other company even when his friends are watching.
22. Sing, even if he can't.
23. Have a creative sense of humor.
24. Stay at you.
25. Call for no reason.
26. Quit smoking, drinking, chewing, drugs, just because he loves you that much to quit it.

Personality ( Janurary Babe )

January

Pretty/handsome.
Loves to dress up.
Easily bored.
Fussy.
Seldom shows emotions.
Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive.
Down-to-Earth. Stubborn.

Chinese Name

Let's see, this is really interesting. Is the Chinese name too hard to combine with English name or the English name is funny when combining with Chinese name?

Chinese Names - Annie Wan (Anyone)

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? ( anyone)

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan ( someone) And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone (Sam Wan) and you want to talk to anyone(Annie Wan)! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan ( no one ) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look if no one (Noel Wan) was injured and no one (Noel Wan) was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Lee.(sorry)
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

Maths Evolution

21st century's maths is getting better and better?

Study or No Study?

Fail or No Fail?

Follow or No Follow?

a) Study = Fail?

b) No study = No Fail?

a or b?

aaaaRrrRhhhhH!!! Confusing!

Can't Blame on Student

365days is not enough for a student to study for exam. Don't blame on student when they fail in exam.

Sunday-52 , Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.

Days left 313.

Summer holidays-50, Where weather is very hot and difficultto study.

How many days left? 313 days - 50 days = 263 days

8 hours daily sleep. Total 130 days GONE.

Day left 141.

1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days.
Days left 126.

2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.

1 hour for talking-means 15 days.

Days left 81.

Exam days- per year at least 35 days.

Days left 46.

Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days.
Balance 6 days.

For sickness- at least 3 days.

Remaining days=3.

Movies and functions - at least 2 days.

1 day left.

How can you study on YOUR birthday!!!

Then how can a student pass?!