Flirt ! Flirt and Flirt * Girls ONLY !! =P

How to tell if he likes you ?

Shy Guys !!!!
These are tough to crack sometimes...

He'll look at you, until you turn around, then boom, he's looking the other way.

You may 'feel' like he's watching you - but he's hard to catch at it

He may do something physical - like grab you in a play way, poke you, play with your hair...(Remember when you were really young and the guy you liked punched you or tackled you?)

He may be working really hard to pay attention to you, but doesn't quite know how...

He may ask a friend of yours about you - he'll say it's just for "friend of mine" that wants to know about you.

He talks to everybody else - but when you're around he turns silent, or chokes up.

You seem to accidentally bump into him a lot of different places.

He may not say a word to you, but he shows up in the same line, at the same movie, etc.

He'll give you a little smile from across the room, but if you get near, he won't look up.

Basically - the BIG clue is that his behavior changes when you're around (compared to when he's around his buds or other girls).

DEAD Giveaway - when you talk to him he turns red.

(Bingo - you can pack that puppy up and take him home...) only thing can do is ROFL, guy being guy, they have their cute way too !!!

How to be a good boyfriend

Well, I guess there is something i should post for guys. Since there is a topic about " How to be a good girlfriend".

Okay, let's start and don't talk much.

1.Understand that every girl is different.
This is not a “one-size-fits-all” guide. This does however, give a good starting point for any relationship.

2.Let her know that you care for her by being interested in her.
This means INTERESTED, not obsessed, so don’t drop all of your activities and hobbies and take up hers.
**** Note
*She will find this bizarre and it will make you look dependent on her, and she will probably not like that. Just stick to your own thing, but acknowledge things she likes to do. ( you guys know la, all very girls are very ma fan, well, i have to agree this. LOL , coz being myself i also feel that myself sometimes very ma fan.)

3.Be honest.
While being honest to your mate is very important, to the point of being paramount, it is equally important that you be honest to yourself.
If something doesn’t suit her let her know, otherwise she will not trust your opinion. But make it sound like a compliment. Suggest an alternative.

*example : she is trying a clothes ( the clothes not suits her), and she ask for your opinion you should say " Hmm, I think the Black 1 suit you"( give her compliment, so that you won't hurt her, LOL, girls being girls, want to listen the truth and in the same time also want angry !!! )

** Step 4 is very important (ROFL !!!)
4.Remember that girls are often led to be much more emotionally oriented than men.

5.Don’t brush her off.

6.Communicate.
Make sure that if you have any problems that will affect your mood, she is made aware of the reasons for your problems and mood, so that you do not appear to merely be a fickle and cranky creature. Make her feel like she is the only girl on your mind. Just zone out everything around you when you’re talking to her, she will feel like she is the center of your universe. If you ask her a question, ask her because you really want to know.

~ Girls ma, is like that 1 lar.. so ma fan, yet so lovely !!! (wakaka!!!)

7.Give gifts at unexpected times. ( This Step must follow !!! Every girls surely like it!! But not the time you do something wrong only get her a present or gift... <--- often do that , they will know you patern of buying present for them. )

8.Try doing something unexpected.
Go to a new restaurant, try a new nightclub or go to a new part of town.

9.Tease her.
Teasing builds tension which drives girls crazy - for you! Some girls (and guys) find teasing unpleasant. Be sure you know which your girlfriend likes before teasing her.

10.Don’t forget: it’s better to give than to receive.
The major religions got this right, and for a good reason: mysteriously, you gain more in the long run by giving than by getting. While love isn’t all you need, it’s the most important thing.


**** LOL, eh don't complain a lot things need to do kay? I already cut short many !!! Just follow few is very very super super duper important also can at least be a NOT BAD boyfriend!!

5 DON'T When You Are Sleeping

DON'T SLEEP NEXT TO WATCH
Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity. Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed for a long time, it might have adverse effects on your health.

DON'T SLEEP WITH BRA
Scientists in America have discovered those that wear bras for more than 12 hours have a higher risk of getting breast cancer. So go to bed without it.

DON'T SLEEP WITH PHONE
Putting the phone beside your bed or anywhere near you is not encouraged. Though some of us will use phones as alarm clocks, but please put the phone as far as possible. Scientists have proved that electrical items including mobile phone and television sets emit magnetic waves when used. These waves can cause disruptions to our nervous system. Therefore if you need to put your mobile phone near you, switch it off first.

DON'T SLEEP WITH MAKEUP
People who sleep with makeup might have skin problems in the long run. Sleeping with makeup will cause the skin to have difficulty in breathing and problem in perspiring. You will also need a much longer time to go into deep sleep.

DON'T SLEEP WITH OTHER'S WIFE
You may never wake up again.

What Is Marketing????

If this is what we can learn from college, I guess everybody will love to attend the class man !!!

***** Lesson for Marketing

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing"

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him." -That's Advertising"

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me - That's Telemarketing"

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations"

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition"

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback"

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap"

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share"

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets"

only can say OMG !!

When I was busy with something, I recieve a message from Kenneth. He send me a friendster link ask me to report for him. I though it was a virus link but I click it. There is guy from don't know which country and it was 33 years old. So I still thinking "Why Kenneth want me to report this guy?" Then suddenly I saw the photo gallery and there is a lot of Kenneth pictures !!!! And I view and view and view.. Then I notice something ...

*** Guess what is it?? haha... I saw you some pictures...

Of coz this is my friend Kenneth (Lol, the look okay ma.. smart look also )


Okay, This guy is "Inociencio" <-- his name. When I 1st saw his name I though it is Innocent. Lol, okay, this guy picture really spoilt my blog.. -_-" But, I don't know why he name himself Barbie !!!!!!!!!!! X_X

Okay, okay, coming more pictures.. then you will know what is happening here..

Look !! Look!!! He even edit the picture and put his picture with my friend's picture together..

-___-"

Okay, Next up.. He even .. OMG!!

Why I put this picture?? It is because the Inocencio even name this dog as "dogie Barbie" !!

Since, there is dogie barbie of coz there is dogie ken.. Lol

***** okay, so now you know what happen, for me is 1 word gay. When I saw all this things it is really OMG and ROFL !! Hey, Kenneth if you reading this I not mean to laugh at you, but I just feel funny that it happen to my friend!!! No angry ya.. ^^ And he is another weirdo !!! haha..

I guess I can make my blog to write down all the weirdo cases.. hahahaha...

X_X wants to meet up with me

Haha, Now a days don't know what happen to friendster and face book or am I something wrong? or on my face there is " werido come to talk to me " ?

**** This guy is making me piss off !!! Why ? WHY?! Wanted to ask the guys : Is there any girl can make you piss off? or Do something like that to you?

Here goes the conversation in MSN:

X_X:wat u doin on mon
X_X: oh yea u wont go out with me

( you know then good lar, who want to go out with you -_-" )
Me: lol
Me: mon i got exam

X_X: oh yea
X_X: almost forgot
X_X: after exam la
X_X: i come back also noon
X_X: just go for ice cream

( lol, ice cream??!!! wasting my time if is eating McD's ice cream, anyway i also won cause of baskin robin's ice cream to go out with him)
Me:then thursday i got exam also

X_X: u eat a while only wat
X_X: not like u will study

Me: lol
Me: eat is eat awhile
Me: you have to go a place and eat ma

X_X: n then

Me: then have to line up to buy

X_X: wont take u 5 hoiurs
X_X: take it as a rest

(want me to face you 1 min I also very tired, still want 5 hrs *and I don't know why he said 5 hrs, why not 10 hrs or 4 hrs? * )
Me: not 5 hrs
Me:also need to use 2-3 hours
Me:out side i got no time esting

X_X: nvm la
X_X: u dun wan go out, no need give reasons

(LOL, Now only notice I don't want to go out with you, sad case for you.)
Me:good

X_X: sigh

Me:coz i don really meet up with net friend. .

X_X: rite
Me:yea

X_X: im meetin u in public places
X_X: not like im raping u
X_X: u dont really meet up
X_X: but u still met some rite

( a lot cases also happen in public 1 lar... who knows? maybe you really are the 1 who is going to rape me? where got people say "I'm a bad guy once you come out I'm gonna rape you." ?Lol )
Me:nope
Me:i dont meet at all

X_X: there always a 1st
X_X: nvm la
X_X: slowly then

( ya lar...!! 1st time been raped by you!! )
Me:a lot things also 1st time. . but not meeting up net friend

X_X: talk to me more 1st

Me: lol
Me: some people even talk to me few years i also never meet up with them

X_X: uh huh

Me: yea

X_X: will see then

Me: okay

X_X: i wonder wats for lunch today

Me: you?

X_X: ya

Me: don know

X_X: im not asking u

( if not asking me, then what you aspect me to reply you???!!! Don't reply you said I don't want to talk to you * even though I am * Reply you say not asking me. )
Me: lol, if you not asking me then just dont type in this chat box. .
Me:or you can think as, i not replying you question

X_X:i guess u dun get it
X_X:nvm

***** another weirdo !!! ******

Friendster

Why?! Why?! WHY??? Why people like to use friendster and get to know strangers? and why they get pissed off when people don't bother to reply them? WHY?!

Here goes the message from friendster:

raymond wrote:

hi, fren ,, can u intro pls ..?nice too meet u as well.!u r u so interested (of coz I'm interested or not you won't be messaging me!!) !can v be fren ya^,^ i will be happy if u kindly reply me thanks (sounds so formal,LOL) .hehe.. i can only let my trust worthy and closest friends to view..sowie! MuAkZz (macam mana tau 1 click to his name then can view his profile liao... hahaha... )

' Juicylicious wrote:

hi, my name is Hazel.. ( and this is what i replied him. Lol)


raymond wrote:

hey hazel..what kind of race r u ?( WT, Do i look like not chinese to you?) y .. ur name like tats... (out people don't even know )..mind to tell me more about u ..now i m kinta interesting about ur profile..hopefully ..hear.. more frm u ..soon.. well anyway nice too meet u ..i was appreciate it when u was reply my message,, thx ya ,, ( oh, say until himself so kind !! so friendly !!)

' Juicylicious wrote:

race? I'm Chinese... Hazel is my english name.. why you keep asking me about me and why not you introduce yourself?

raymond worte:

hi nice to meet u ..i m Raymond here,27 yr , live @ kepong..work as a real estate negotiator..how bout u ?mind to intro pls ..hi , btw do u hav msn ,den we can chatting there as well .tq,..i m waiting ur reply ya... (sounds so desperate, mana tau check back his friendster 95% of his friend list is female and leng luis )


**** Busy with exam, and never really log in to friendster like 1 week. And i got this message from raymond.

raymond wrote:
mind to be my dream friend ? ( lol, WHAT ?! What dream friend? haha when dream only meet? that kind of friend ah?? haha... )

**** and still not yet reply his message. And I get another 1.

raymond wrote:
u r so ugly ?y still can be my friend? ( any guys out there understand this sentence? haha.. I don't understand what he is talking about.)

T Junction

As usual, my brother back from KLCC and reach KJ LRT station and so I went to fetch him with the old dumb proton car ( lol, can drive then can lar !! ) , which is a lot of problem with the car.

Just like everyday, with the same road, same car, same driver and same passenger. When I pass by SS 25's park and reach the T junction which is a lot of cars. I was behing the My Vi and the My Vi wanted to turn left and I was going to turn right. But there is another car (Wira) from my right side's junction coming out and just cut through infront of me and wanted to turn left as well. After the wira turned left, and was my turn and there is 3 cars driving fast from the other side, so I have to wait ( of coz have to wait, lol ) then when there is no cars and I already drive through half way and reach the middle of the T junction and the stupid car STOP at the STUPID, and MOST dangerous place. Lol, and I was panic-ing and ask my brother " Oh , NO!! What should I do? " Brother replied " start the engine first." That time was busy panic-ing !! and I don't know why I replied my brother " Cannot restart the engine !! " "Lol, you not even try to start the engine !!!! " replied my brother.

Then I was like, Oh yea Oh yea, I have to try again. LoL. Of coz nothing happen in the end, or not I won't be blogging right now right? hahahahaha....

How to be a good girl friend

How to make your guy insanely happy by being a good girlfriend? ( When boy friend is having this kind of girl friend, the other will super jealous, lol, even though you don't have a girl friend like this, just tell your friend your girl friend "did" her part and being a good girl friend. Who knows if isn't real? haha... Just wanna show off and being the most happiness guy in their eyes. =P). And of couse, for girl can make your guys friends jealous that they don't have you!!

Step 1,

Involve him in conversations about things that interest you both. Avoid talking his ear off about a one sided topic. Such as "Yes, that Coach bag is adorable, but he probably doesn’t care." (Lol, Who cares? even if you told him, like he will get you 1? haha, just don't waste your time to made him bored of you.)

Step 2,

Be independent without clinging, stalking or sending an over abundance of emails/texts. This creeps men out and make you look needy. Usually missing someone surely will send tons of sms to your boy, but do your boy like it?

**** But , but most important in this part is, sometimes guys also need you girls to be clinging around when he was bored.( Oh, Man!!! So complicated, too independent they think you doesn't love him or miss him anymore, too clinging he will said too annoying !! Crap !! but what to do? Lol, guess have to practise your skills on playing kite, *Pull*(clinging) *Let it fly*(Don't bother) * Pull *(clinging) * Don't pull * (Don't bother ) * Pull * (clinging ) * Don't Pull *( Don't bother ) !!! and the kite is falling ( and the relationship is in danger ) !!!! NO!!! This is so call a relationship right? As you can see. ^^ )

Step 3,

Appreciate him in all ways ( What does that mean? Walao, means what ever he do and you didn't like it you also have to appreciate it , O.o this sounds like a christian's friend told me "LOVE your ENEMY"!! Hey, this really didn't make any sense. If I "LOVE my ENEMY" then the enemy won't be my enemy right? Why still says it as love my enemy? Is it because I have to love my enemy in order to change my enemy to become one of my friend? Lol, complicated again. And of cause love him as what ever it was, do not look to change him, because being oneself is most unique in the world. * I guess *

Step 4,

He doesn’t have to like your friends. He does have to be polite to them. Don’t yell at him for not liking them.

Step 5,

Have realistic expectations. Guys live on budgets too and unless your guy is rich, expensive restaurants and gifts will be the exception not the rule. ( Girls, if you are looking forward a boy friend can get you expensive gift and restaurants, I guess before you accept the guy, you have to aim properly, So that you can aim a rich guy that can full fill all you needs !! haha.. )

Step 6,

Be straightforward and avoid head games. But... but.. girls really like to play head games. Haha.. guys, do you know why? It is because girls are shy to split it out straight forward just like you guys. But, guys will so bored of playing head games, they will never know what girls thinking.)

Step 7,

Let him spend time enjoying the activities that he likes. See action movies with him or let him play his video games a fair amount of the time. * Treat him as in he is the KING of yours !!!, he is the greatest man !! * haha...

Step 8,

Be honest, loyal, and respectful.

Part Time Maid - Busy Body

My mom usually superb busy on doing housework, and she hired a part time maid, and every tuesday the maid will reach my house at 10 30am and start doing the cleaning process.

O.o she was really good, at first is super clean, 10 30 am can clean till like evening 6 pm or 7 pm something ( Waoh, don't think my house is huge, lol, just ordinary double story house but don't know why she have to use so many house to clean my house.)

Weeks after weeks, day after day, the maid getting more late and late to reach my house. This week tuesday I was so tired after exam and didnt sleep for whole night, and the maid call my house twice and disturbing me having my good sleep ( even though that time is around 10 am ++).

So, she reach at 12 PM, and started to do the cleaning as usual. I don't know is all the auntie is the same or she is the special one. She is superb busy body and the key of her sound is superb high.

Here comes the story;

As usually, before Chinese New year, my mom will be superb busy for baking cookie for Chinese New Year. So, my mom ask me to cook soup for tonight dinner.

**** The process of cooking the soup

*Preparing for the hot water to soak the meat before cook soup. And I was cutting the meat to become smaller. Then the maid standing beside me and said " Eh, a girl ah girl, I think you better use hot water to soak the meat first." And i was like hello? I'm doin it, can't you see?? Then she still saying, " ah, ah, you better use hot water saok first." WT, yea yea, I, doing it okay !!!

***** OMG, I'm not saying I'm looking down those people, but this auntie really too over...!!! She think she is the employer. Lol, yea, She is employ but not employer is employees. She even argue with my mom, and complain about my house.

When my mom was complaining the maid to me, and my sister heard about and ask me;

Sister : Why you don't scold the auntie, since you so pro of scolding people, and not like you wor.

Me: What? haha.. I'm not that good kay, and If i scold her what if she steal our things right? ( Do I so good in scolding people? )

Sister: oh, yea hor, true also.


**** The maid is so busy body, and yesterday I was cooking my Mee for my lunch and she so good timing come and clean the kitchen. She is blocking my way to do the cooking, so I stand beside of my mom and wait her to do finish cleaning. Then my mom ask me, " you finish cooking already? Why don't want to have lunch?" I was like smilling to my mom. Then the maid said " eh gurl, come let you cook fist, never mind let you cook first". WT*, you are the one who blocking me, and you now say till I'm the 1 who disturbing you. T.T . and she still want say " is okay la girl, I let you cook first."

Don't know what happen and why?

hmm, how should i start this?

Here goes the conversation:

X_X : Hey

Me: Hi

X_X: How are you ? ( as usually, people like to ask even everyday chating to each other, don't know why. Is a manners? or caring ? for me is bored!! ) How's your exam?

Me: O.o I'm fine, and so so for my exam.

X_X: Do you found me very bored?

Me: No, no. I didnt. ( actually is a DAMN Fu*king YES!! but who cares? haha like i know who is him. Just being good not to be not polite to unknown people. Incase they saw me on the road side they come and beat me up. Lol !!! (just kidding) ) Why you ask so?

X_X: coz you sounds so bored.

Me: oh, no no , i just doin' something. ^^

X_X: Do you read books?

Me: No, I don't, books is not my interest.

X_X: Then what's your interets?

Me: online, shopping, watch anime, movie , read comic, blogging ect ect

X_X: but your blog nothing there.

Me: what do you mean?

X_X: no content.

Me: haha, no content then good lo, no need to waste time reading my blog for some people. ( What the Fu*ck, no content then just don't read lor.. why care people's interest on doing what if you don't likes it.)

**** This bored conversation is being continue with bored content. Lol, if you know me well, you should know, if the conversation is like that I won't feel free to "layan" X_X. But, is so miracle that i still continue. Haha..!!


Why there is such Su*k ass person? haha.. so that can differentiate which is good and bad? LoL, Eh!! I think I shouldn't put this in, lol, this will show that I'm another Su*K ass !!

But, but, sometimes I will be bad to those I don't like. Human nature, cannot blame me !! Oh, so I also cannot blame others. -.-"

Time being change and I learn from the pass. Being too straight forward to say out something it will really hurt someone's feelings. Even you want to express your feelings toward something atleast have to say it in better way ( human beings with so many feelings, that's why human being is full of stress. Lol, wonder why there is monk in this world. Being a monk really can live happily ever after? haha.. no nice food, no money, no entertainment, no nice bed, no air corn, no chicks, no cool guy, no gay, no lesbain, no marriage, no tv.. OMG!!! how to live without this??! I guess monk have more stress than us !! hahaha.. )

Student and Lecturer

A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classoom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell, sight, and taste."After saying so, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched in amazement, most in disgust. But being the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped their finger into the jar and put it into their mouths.After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "Now class, if any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my second finger into the jar but my third finger into my mouth."

I'm a heartbreak.. !!

You Can Make 82% of Your Crushes Fall in Love With You

Admit it, you can seduce practically anyone. And sometimes you try just for fun. You're a total heartbreaker that knows when to play it cool. You are the type of person people go completely lovesick over. Just use your powers for good, okay?

Can You Make Anyone Fall in Love With You?

Being too kind

A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. When the priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, "you do God's work." The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.

A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused to accept his money. "You protect the public," he said. The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop.


A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment, saying, "you serve justice." The next morning, the barber found a dozen lawyers standing in line, waiting for a free haircut

Guys like that I'm fun??!

O.o so am i like that? What do guys like about you babes then? Test it out ! haha..

Guys Like That You're Fun

You're the type of girl guys brag about knowing That's because you're cool, funny, and laid back You're smart enough to know how to be one of the guys But flirty enough to know how to make them all want you

What Do Guys Like About You?

New Defination

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information fr om the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise

When using the phrase "Oh Shit!!" is considered appropriate

When you see this, the 1st thing you would say is "OH, SHIT !!"

I guess the dog should be barking " Wou WWoooOoUUUuu!!" (Oh Shit!!)





"Oh Shit!! I'm gonna fall!!"

OH SHIT !!!!

26 Things a Perfect guy will do

A list of a perfect guy will do; Did your boyfriend did that to you? Not all but atleast will have some of it that your boyfriend surely did that to you. Do appreciate your boyfriend too!! Not only girls need a good boyfriend, guys also need a good girlfriend.


1. Know how to make you smile when you are down.
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.
3. Stick up with you, but still respect your independence.
4. Give you the remote control during the game.
5.Come up behind you and put his arm around you.
6. Play with your hair.
7. His hands always find yours.
8. Be cute when he really want something.
9. Offer you plenty of massages.
10. Dance with you even he feel like a dork.
11. Never run out of LOVE.
12. Be funny, but know how to be serious.
13. Realise he is funny when he needs to be serious.
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
15. React SO cutely when you hit him and it hurt.
16. Smile a lot.
17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he usually wouldn't like to do, just because he know it means a lot to you.
18. Appreciate you.
19. Help others out.
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1 second.
21.Always give you a peek on your cheek when you depart from each other company even when his friends are watching.
22. Sing, even if he can't.
23. Have a creative sense of humor.
24. Stay at you.
25. Call for no reason.
26. Quit smoking, drinking, chewing, drugs, just because he loves you that much to quit it.

Personality ( Janurary Babe )

January

Pretty/handsome.
Loves to dress up.
Easily bored.
Fussy.
Seldom shows emotions.
Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive.
Down-to-Earth. Stubborn.

Chinese Name

Let's see, this is really interesting. Is the Chinese name too hard to combine with English name or the English name is funny when combining with Chinese name?

Chinese Names - Annie Wan (Anyone)

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? ( anyone)

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan ( someone) And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone (Sam Wan) and you want to talk to anyone(Annie Wan)! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan ( no one ) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look if no one (Noel Wan) was injured and no one (Noel Wan) was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Lee.(sorry)
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

Maths Evolution

21st century's maths is getting better and better?

Study or No Study?

Fail or No Fail?

Follow or No Follow?

a) Study = Fail?

b) No study = No Fail?

a or b?

aaaaRrrRhhhhH!!! Confusing!

Can't Blame on Student

365days is not enough for a student to study for exam. Don't blame on student when they fail in exam.

Sunday-52 , Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.

Days left 313.

Summer holidays-50, Where weather is very hot and difficultto study.

How many days left? 313 days - 50 days = 263 days

8 hours daily sleep. Total 130 days GONE.

Day left 141.

1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days.
Days left 126.

2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.

1 hour for talking-means 15 days.

Days left 81.

Exam days- per year at least 35 days.

Days left 46.

Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days.
Balance 6 days.

For sickness- at least 3 days.

Remaining days=3.

Movies and functions - at least 2 days.

1 day left.

How can you study on YOUR birthday!!!

Then how can a student pass?!

Hair In Soup?!

Are you the guy complaining about a hair in your soup??!! Well I'm the cook.... Do you see any hair on my head pal?!

( He think only "hair" on his head, other part of his body doesn't have any hair.)

Jealousy

If jealousy is an issue in your relationship or marriage, then you already know that jealous feelings and jealousy can be frustrating, annoying, painful and even embarrassing. That's why have to stop jealous!!

The steps to permanently end jealous reactions are:
1) Recovering personal power so that you can get control of your emotions and refrain from the reactive behavior.
2) Shift your point of view so that you can step back from the story in your mind. This will give you a gap of time in which to refrain from a jealous or angry reaction and do something else.
3) Identify the core beliefs that trigger the emotional reaction.
4) Become aware that the beliefs in your mind are not true. This is different than “knowing” intellectually that the stories are not true.
5) Develop control over your attention so you can consciously choose what story plays in your mind and what emotions you feel.

Reason to Excuse yourself

For school,

I was late for class because i was fighting with a kid who said that you werent the best teacher in the world.

For work,
I cant come to work because I lost the house keys, I'm locked in.

For other things,
Id love to but... Im teaching my cat to sing.
Id love to but... Im already going out with sombody much cuter than you.

Tell me, Who can read this?! I can !!

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

Boyfriend

For a girl, you are desperate to have a boyfriend like this. For a guy, you should be this kind of boyfriend?

When she walks away from you mad
[ Follow her ]
When she stares at your mouth
[ smile...then kiss her ]
When she pushes you or hit's you
[ hug her tight ]
When she starts cursing at you
[ say i love you ]
When she's quiet
[ hold her hand and ask what's wrong ]
When she ignores you
[ act cute so she'll notice you ]
When she pulls away
[ Pull her back ]
When you see her at her worst
[ tell her you love her and she stilllooks amazing ]
When you see her start crying
[hold her...ask her what's wrong]
When you see her walking
[ approach her..give a kiss on thecheek. ]
When she's scared
[assure her you're not goin to leaveher ]
When she lays her head on your shoulder
[ tilt your head too..and hold her hand ]
When she steals your favorite hat
[ let her keep it]
When she teases you
[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]
When she doesnt answer for a long time
[ reassure her that everything is okay ]
When she looks at you with doubt
[ Back yourself up ]
When she says that she likes you
[ she really does more than you couldunderstand ]
When she grabs at your hands
[ Hold hers and play with herfingers ]
When she bumps into you
[ bump into her back and make her laugh ]
When she tells you a secret
[ keep it safe and untold ]
When she looks at you in your eyes
[ dont look away until she does ]
When she misses you
[ she's hurting inside ]
When you break her heart
[ the pain never really goes away ]
When she says its over
[ she still wants you to be hers ]
When she repost this bulletin
[ she wants you to read it ]


- Stay on the phone with her even ifshes not saying anything.
-When she's mad hug her tight and don'tlet go
- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her
- because 10 yrs later she'll rememberyou
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
- Call her before you sleep and afteryou wake up
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
- Tease her and let her tease you back.
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
- Watch her favorite movie with her orher favorite show even if you think its stupid.
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes.
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
- Let her know she's important.
- Kiss her in the pouring rain.
- When she runs up at you crying, thefirst thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

Whao!!!! Which gurl is not desperate for this kind of Boyfriend??

C o o k i e s~

When I on the way home from SS2, my friend Olive give me a called;
Olive : Hey, Where ya?
Hazel : O.o on the way home.
Olive : AAahh!! Though of asking you go for a pool.
Hazel : You should tell me early!! Ha..
Olive : Every Monday or Tuesday also will be pool - ing.
Hazel : O.o okay okay next week I'll join. ( usually not happening )
Olive : okay okay. Next week ya.
Hazel : okay. Bye. ( Duuuut Duuuut )
*hang up*

Curious about what with the conversation?

As usually class "end early", so just look for things to do. So then I reach home and it was way to early, I didn't want my life everyday taking nap during the afternoon is so bored, and I'm lack of money to go for shopping and so I just told my mom I want to made cookies, and my mom just said :'' okay.''

So I started it and it was easy to made and come out look nice and really delicious.
My first time of doing cookies! o.O Delicious-nya =P

After it cooked 30minutes, and I taste it. Wah ! Delicious ^_^ really good.. Guess is not a bad day after all ^______^ * wink *

[ Free sample anyone ? =P ]

Merdeka eve can be so sweet too!

Due to a lot things, I wanted to shift my blog to here, and now posting all old stuff.. xD

August 30th is Ai Jin's birthday, and is Merdeka eve !
In the Morning, as usual schooling day till afternoon. Then things happen !!
Kenny, now is my boyfriend. Hee hee.. He date me and we go for lunch and a movie on that day.
During Lunch time, he do a trick on me !! Here goes the conversation;

Kenny : Hey, I tell you a story.
Hazel: O.o okay
Kenny: A husband and a wife went to a Zoo, then, they reach the monkey section and so, the wife ask, how is the monkey look like? and the husband said '' you give me a kiss and I'll tell you.'' The wife do so. The husband then tell his wife this is elephant. After that, this couple went to elephant section and the wife ask " How is a lion look like? " The husband said " you give me a kiss I'll tell you." so the wife do so. And the husband told his wife " this is monkey." Now this husband and wife reach a section where Oolala is..

Hazel: Wait, what is Oolala?
Kenny: You give me a kiss I'll tell you what is Oolala.
Hazel: ( I stop awhile, I laugh. Is sooooooo sweet and soooo funny. He is so cute. ) HahaHAHaha!! No, I won't give you a kiss. Okay then I don't want to know.
Kenny: Is like that what. You give me a kiss then i tell you la..
Hazel: No!! =P

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* a lot thing happen *
then we reach 1utama GSC, and so we queue up for ticket. During the queue;
* both of my hand is crabbing my sling beg*
Kenny: erm, your hand like that will be very tired, why don't you put in down?
* I smiled *

Then is our turn to get the ticket. and so we bought 2 tickets then we walk away from the counter. We walk to each other quite near and i was actually giving him a chance and he really get to sense it *I guess* and he hold my hand..!! *happy* =P

(End of storyies?)